Truly nothing has highlighted the utterly vacuous nature of the modern Democrat party than the way their minions have fully embraced obvious simpleton Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
A media sensation – and creation – who came out of nowhere to unseat an evil white Democrat male in the Bronx, Bugeyes (my little pet name for her) has thrust herself onto the national consciousness with her Sugarplum Fairy tales of socialism, a call for ICE to be abolished, a Green New Deal, and a borderless world.
The last Democrat to garner this much media attention was yet another empty suit – Mr. Community Organizer himself, Barack Obama. And, like with Obama, the media could care less to actually discover AOC’s (as she is now known) qualifications to author public policy or even be an elected member of Congress.
In addition to her wide-eyed opinions on socialism, AOC likes to pepper us with helpful life tips.
Like, how much of a struggle it is to achieve that work-life balance and how to “honor” one’s personal space. On Instagram (where millennials live), AOC counseled us that not only should we have a work uniform, but we should also have a home uniform – complete with a set of matching pajamas. Heady stuff, indeed.
And last week, the congresswoman acheived two big milestones. (Why do I suddenly feel like a proud parent marking Baby’s First Steps?)
First, she attended her first State of the Union address where she couldn’t figure out when to sit or stand; clap or scowl. To be fair, the rest of the Democrat female harpies couldn’t figure it out either. But AOC was especially clueless.
And later in the week, she released her much-anticipated, vaunted Green New Deal – co-sponsored by crusty old white guy Senator Edward Markey of Massachusetts.
So ludicrous are the modern Praetorian Guard media that they reported her plan as some sort of a utopian catchall for all of society’s ills – instead of how batsh*t crazy the document really is.
When Republicans and conservative media got ahold of it, it was rightfully and hilariously exposed.
It’s so incredibly insane that Bugeyes had to take it offline because everyone was ripping her a new one for being such a fool. Luckily, NPR got a download before it was removed.
https://apps.npr.org/documents/document.html?id=5729035-Green-New-Deal-FAQ
It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway): AOC is no different than your garden-variety leftist spouting irrationalities while trying to make herself sound intellectual, wise, and above it all – when in reality, she has no idea how the world actually works.
To wit: the Green New Deal promises some real whoppers of stupid.
For example: eliminating fossil fuels within ten years. Phasing out air travel entirely. Eliminating COWS from the world, because meat-eaters and cow flatulence are ruining the planet. Assuming the entire country wants to live like haughty, miserable New Yorkers squished together like rats in a maze. Installing high-speed rail all around the country – again, not remembering that the rest of us don’t live in Manhattan and like our personal autonomy. Tearing down every building in America and rebuilding them according to “green” environmental wacko standards.
And of course, no green energy plan would be complete without a sop to free, socialized healthcare and a universal standard of living. Because, you know, they’re totally related to the environment.
Under AOC’s dumb plan, everyone has access to the best healthcare, whether they can afford it or not. Everyone has a guaranteed income, whether they work or not. Those “unwilling to work” will get just as much as those suckers getting up every day and working a full-time job.
As the original Pilgrims and anyone who has ever dabbled in socialism/collectivism can attest, this never works. EVER.
But don’t tell that to the latest generation of idiotic socialists! You see, they are smarter, they are better, they are more noble, and they are inherently more moral than any of YOU people. Especially any of you WHITE people!
This really is a “chicken or the egg” situation. Who came first: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or her mutant followers?
AOC would be nowhere had it not been for the truly mindless halfwits living in the Bronx who voted for her.
But who were those who made Cortez the way she is? Was it her parents? Academia? The far-left liberal status quo? The self-aggrandizement of millennials in general? Truly a question for the ages.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a woman who has been told her entire life how special she is simply for existing. She is the personification of millennial largesse, entitlement, grandiosity, and gross lack of understanding about how the real world and Normal America works. She is a walking, talking Participation Trophy.
The best thing Republicans can do is to let this arrogant twit keep talking. Nay–ENCOURAGE her to keep talking!
The way the media and all other Democrats are kissing her ass is truly something to behold. The woman is a verifiable moron, and her advisers are not any better. They are the same old communist/socialist hacks who have been trying to flush this country down the toilet for 100 years.
Like all socialist schemes, this top-down micromanaging that liberals try to impose on the rest of us never works.
But don’t let that stop you, Cortez.
Normal America is rooting for you to fail, and as long as you keep talking, honey — you will.
