As the Democrats become increasingly panicked about their lack of choices for a viable presidential candidate to take on Donald Trump, they once again are doing their level best to screw over Bernie Sanders and his supporters.
Mike Bloomberg, the midget former mayor of New York City, in his bid to buy the Democrat nomination by flooding the zone with endless television/radio/YouTube ads ($417 MILLION so far), has floated the idea that he would choose the Once and Future Nightmare Queen Hillary Clinton to be his running mate – should he get the Democrat nomination.
The LOLs are so massive with this idea I don’t even know where to begin.
Mike Bloomberg is the dork in high school whose mommy and daddy gave him extra allowance money to buy friends, and now he’s doing that to try and be President of the United States.
Bloomberg was a seat-filler mayor who ran on Rudy Giuliani’s record of success – as a (nominal) Republican.
However, because he prefers going to the Bahamas on the weekends instead of running New York City, he did the absolute LEAST to keep Giuliani’s legacy afloat. He ramped up programs like stop and frisk (by 600%, with far less success) and other crime prevention programs –which are now getting him into trouble with the radical left. Even as he was trying to sorta kinda keep the Giuliani legacy, his inner tyrant was just waiting to bust out.
In short order, he had quite sanctimoniously started telling New Yorkers how they should all live — starting with the size of soft drinks they were allowed to consume.
And let’s talk about Bloomberg’s issues with women. As Democrats hyperventilate about every tweet President Trump writes, they ignore all the women he has elevated to positions within both his businesses and in his administration.
Mike Bloomberg, on the other hand, told a female staffer to abort her baby (I quote: “Kill it.”) while he was mayor. He was pissed off she was pregnant and was going to be the 16th female staff member that the city would have to pay for maternity leave. What a guy.
He’s big on globalism and currency manipulation. He cozies up to Chinese Communists by naively and idiotically claiming their leaders have to answer to constituencies just like all politicians do, so they’re not that bad.
Bloomberg also has forbidden his namesake media company to report anything negative about him – but Trump is fair game. Imagine if the tables were turned with that nugget: yet our media sit on their hands!
Bonus: footage has surfaced showing Bloomberg basically calling all farmers losers – who DEFINITELY aren’t as smart as IT professionals.
Like any good leftist, as he amassed more power, he quickly morphed into the perfect micromanaging, dictatorial, semi-woke “progressive” he always was.
After all, he could only run on common sense solutions for so long, which is why the Democrat party is the perfect place for him!
He is a literal oligarch worth $75 billion who is attempting to buy the Democrat nomination without even engaging in debates or the first few primaries! It’s really quite astonishing.
So few choices do Democrats have that they are actually embracing this fool. Gone are the cries of “evil billionaire” and “crony capitalist” – replaced with “savvy businessman” and “pragmatic progressive”.
Last week, when Bloomberg (through Drudge Report or wherever) floated the idea of a Bloomberg/Clinton ticket, Democrats were orgasmic in their delight. Yes! Please let Queen Cankles ride in on her dragon and try and steal the nomination once again from Bernie Sanders!
Please God. Let this grifting harridan get on the Democrat ticket and have to play second fiddle to the former Republican mayor of New York, who only got his job because of the success of Rudy Giuliani.
Yes: Hillary Clinton. The most corrupt woman in America who sold access to her position as Secretary of State, with the understanding she would be President one day, to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars to the Clinton Foundation.
The most corrupt woman in America who installed a private email server with the full knowledge of Barack Obama – because he communicated with her on it – in order to circumvent classification rules and to presumably grift more money from countries and individuals seeking to gain favor from the future First Female President™.
The most corrupt woman in America who screeched “What difference does it make??” when she and her boss Barack Obama refused to send help to our soldiers as they were being attacked by terrorist in Benghazi. She could’ve cared less about Ambassador Chris Stevens or any of the other men who died. It was all about protecting herself, and of course The First Black President™.
The most corrupt woman in America who deleted over 30,000 congressionally subpoenaed emails by using Bleach Bit – or smashing Blackberrys with hammers – and getting away with it thanks to Obama’s FBI.
The most corrupt woman in America who has maliciously turned on other women who had the audacity to confront her husband for his abysmal behavior – referring to them as “bimbo eruptions.”
The most corrupt woman in America who used the Clinton Machine and threatened women with bodily harm (or even reportedly killing pets of accusers) if they didn’t back down.
The most corrupt woman in America who, along with her HINO (Husband in Name Only), helps to add to the notorious #ClintonBodyCount — which allegedly piles up more bodies by the day. In fact, Dick Morris jokingly tweeted that if Bloomberg puts Hillary on the ticket, he better get a (food) taster. Translation: Bloomberg, you in danger, girl.
Because Democrats are without scruples, morals, or principles, they are not only glomming onto the idea of an tyrannical billionaire buying the election, but also love the idea of putting the most corrupt woman in America on his ticket. To them, this is an actual thing America would embrace.
Democrats are so blinded by their hatred of President Trump and their stratospheric TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) they will do literally anything to get rid of him – including allowing a former liberal Republican oligarch to buy the election and slapping the most corrupt woman in America onto the ticket with him. The bubble they live in is completely devoid of reality.
If this is the route Democrats want to take, it will be an even bigger catastrophe for them than 2016.
Mike Bloomberg has zero charisma or personality. Aside from the fact that he amassed almost $100 billion – there is nothing interesting or likable about the man. As with all New Yorkers, he used to cozy up to Donald Trump and tried to curry favor with him.
He’s apoplectic that Donald Trump has run rings around anybody and everybody as President.
Trump’s track record is deep and wide, and it’s just getting better.
All the Democrats have is hatred of his success and hatred of half of America. If they think foisting a midget Chihuahua tyrant and the Wicked Witch of America onto voters is a winning idea, PLEASE go for it.
The one thing that is true about Democrats is that there’s nothing true about Democrats. The only scruples they have are nefarious ones. Every single one of them is tyrannical.
Bloomberg/Clinton is truly a ticket made in hell, and I am all for it.
Please: DO IT.
This week’s Angela’s Soap Box:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoRmEejB5Y&t=37s
