A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to Collusion

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Democrats’ current coping strategy of stomping their feet, sticking their fingers in their ears, and screaming “La la la, I can’t hear you” is working out well for them, wouldn’t you agree?

Pity for them, isn’t it? Because a funny thing happened on the way to collusion.

Somehow, some way, the truth got in the way.

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. The Deep State actors who had orchestrated the coup d’état against Donald Trump were supposed to have all their t’s crossed and all their i’s dotted.

Robert Mueller and his Democrat lawyer henchmen were supposed to get Trump loyalists to flip on the president, even inventing testimony, if necessary, to do so.

And what do you know – not one of them flipped. (Well, Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen did – but he had nothing to sell, except another failed spectacle.)

Last week, when the unflappably calm and steady Barr testified in front of the House and Senate Appropriations Committees, Democrats thought they were finally getting a scalp.

Russia’s newest agent, Attorney General William Barr

Alas, it was not to be. 

With three simple words — “Spying did occur” (on the Trump campaign) the air slowly petered out of Democrats’ collusion balloons.

Democrats immediately began circling the wagons and figuring out how to spin Attorney General William Barr as a Russian agent – along with Donald Trump, of course.

Even though Barr (who found no collusion or obstruction) used the Mueller Report as a guide, it would seem Mueller must be tied up and locked away in a closet — since that’s the only explanation why he’s not contradicted Barr’s summary.

Or, alternatively, could it be the reason Robert Mueller hasn’t contradicted William Barr is because the Special Counsel agrees with the summary? 

Nah. Mueller is locked away in a closet somewhere.

At first perplexed with the conclusions drawn by Barr (a lifelong Washington D.C. worker bee who up until now has been extremely well regarded by both sides of the aisle), Democrats soon went into spin mode — aided and abetted by their comrades in the majority media.

Their rallying cry of “Release the full report!” – knowing full well the full report cannot be released — continue.

For reasons of national security and to protect ancillary figures not indicted, certain redactions must be made, and this used to be understood as standard operating procedure. But so irrational is their belief Donald Trump (and anyone surrounding him) are stealth Russian agents, that suddenly they demand release of the full report or William Barr is OBVIOUSLY Trump’s toady!

Mr. Maddow begs for the real news to stop and for more fake news to peddle.

(Allow me a slight detour to remind readers it was President Barack Obama who inextricably yoked the once-impartial Justice Department to himself when he referred to Eric Holder as his “wingman”. Everybody knew Holder would do Obama’s bidding — and Obama didn’t have to even ask. They were of one mind. They were “simpatico”.)  

Everything that conservative commentators and actual journalists have been reporting for the last two and a half years is suddenly, remarkably, and finally coming to light.

But Democrats quickly rebounded from their shock. By the next day, the truly stupid among us once again were CONVINCED that Attorney General Barr was a conspiracy theorist nut. They just KNOW he is Trump’s lackey.

Barr has drank the Kool-Aid of the “tinfoil hat conspiracy” that the administration of Barack Obama, the campaign of Hillary Clinton, and Deep State actors in the upper echelons of the FBI and the CIA had actually set this entire nightmare in notion.

Except – it’s not a “tinfoil hat conspiracy”! That’s exactly what happened! 

A conspiracy theory is not a conspiracy theory if the conspiracy is real.

So, as improbable as what ACTUALLY happened sounds – imagine how even MORE improbable it sounds that Donald Trump, before he ever even considered running for president, had been corrupted by the Russian government and was in fact a Russian agent who used the powers of the Kremlin to cheat America out of the gift of a President Hillary Clinton!

It’s literally insane.

When you set out to deceive, corrupt, and cheat, it always comes back to you. Always. Karma, as they say, is a bitch. Democrats, the media and their idiot followers are getting ready to eat massive slices of Karma Pie.

Remember — there were three reasons this entire Russia collusion scheme was concocted.

Number one: the plot was probably hatched as soon as Donald Trump announced he was running for president. The things he was talking about — ending illegal immigration, building a wall, ripping up the Paris Accord and the Iran deal, re-negotiating NAFTA, etc. – these were unpalatable ideas to liberals in the administrative Deep State. So, he had to be watched (i.e., spied upon).

At this point, Obama must have given the approval to start this entire operation. Otherwise, why haven’t we heard Obama forcefully and repeatedly denying his role in this corruption? At this point, anyone who believes Obama had no knowledge of this scheme is even stupider than I thought.

Number two: after Hillary Clinton’s loss, Democrats were scrambling. Some in FBI leadership, who had given her a pass, were about to be exposed for their actions.

Everything they had done to rig and tip the scales for Clinton (who then-FBI Director James Comey “exonerated”) – the Clinton Foundation pay-to-play scandal, Benghazi, Uranium One, and, of course, #EmailGate – all of those doors were going to be blown wide-open.

So: during the presidential campaign, it looks like some in the FBI’s higher ranks attempted to infiltrate the Trump campaign with fake Russian agents – who were actually FBI agents PRETENDING to be Russian agents. Unfortunately for the coup’s associates, the Trump campaign didn’t bite. Those people (the undercover FBI agents) didn’t get hired.

I’m as shocked as anyone the clean-as-the-wind-driven-snow Hillary Clinton didn’t win in 2016.

There was no Russian attempt to infiltrate the Trump campaign – it was the FBI’s ILLEGAL attempt to infiltrate the Trump campaign. That had to be suppressed.

When disgraced and fired FBI agent Peter Strzok and fired FBI attorney Lisa Page texted about “Andy’s (former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe) insurance policy” – that was it. THAT WAS THE INSURANCE POLICY.

The conspirators used the phony, Clinton campaign-financed, salacious, discredited Steele Dossier to do it. They committed a fraud on the FISA court FOUR TIMES in order to continue spying on then-candidate Trump and his campaign.

Finally, after Trump was elected, the coup’s members had to delegitimize him. They had to prove to the world there was simply NO WAY this orange buffoon could have legitamitely won the presidency on his own – even though Hillary Clinton was a horrific candidate (and a terrible human being) who Americans rejected.

America’s verdict was “No more Clintons” — but they couldn’t handle that. Hillary Clinton started blaming Russia for her loss pretty much on Day One. In fact, former campaign manager Robbie Mook started floating the Russian conspiracy the night she lost!

It wasn’t Russia who gave Wikileaks Hillary’s emails. (Cough #SethRich cough cough.)

Democrats are getting ready to have a very rough few months. One way or another, the arrogant lawlessness under which these people operate must be uncovered.

If there’s any justice at all, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Christopher Steele, John Brennan, James Clapper, Bruce and Nellie Orr, Fusion GPS’s Glenn Simpson, the law firm of Perkins Coie, Peter Stzrok, Lisa Page, and the rest of the collaborators will be forced to answer for what they’ve done.

This is a multi-layered and multifaceted – call it what it is – conspiracy.

Let’s pull out the popcorn and enjoy the show, my fellow Deplorables.

 

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